I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He? As in you personified your dick?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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