you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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