He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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