butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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