I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
