Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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