She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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