Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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