Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You can't motorboat a personality
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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