problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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