So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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