I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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