Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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