she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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