OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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