CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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