do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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