god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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