every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
handjob tips. give me some.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
