i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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