I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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