So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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