ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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