We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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