There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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