Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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