dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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