You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How does one acquire holy water?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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