There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its about making memories worth repressing
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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