I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just high enough for therapy.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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