Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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