I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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