I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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