Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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