On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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