I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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