I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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