just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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