I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
