The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i think my cat just said my name.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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