My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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