his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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