It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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