margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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