I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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