im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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