I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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