It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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