Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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