Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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